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[darkinferno]

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[ can we not talk about our sex lives ]

Dante

Prompto

Noctis

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12/27

[darkinferno]

i don't know why we didn't have one of these already but there, group chat

so noct, why do you wanna go to sorey's bachelor party so bad

are you really that ready to go back to the strip club?

Re: 12/27

[mercurio]

like i don't see you guys enough already
he's being a huge diaper baby about it
bet he's napping so we can talk shit about him

[darkinferno]

yeah, yeah, you made your bed a long time ago, lie in it

[Does Prompto even make his bed... unimportant! There's shittalking to be done.]

who knows maybe he thinks you'll be the one up on stage

[Oooooooor he could just drag the both of them. That works too!]

[mercurio]

[or]

you're gonna be there at the party
you also having some weird fantasy i don't wanna know about??

[darkinferno]

dude i don't need to see you wasted enough to jump up on the strip club stage

sorry, you're not really my type

[kittycaterer]

[ Guess who woke up from his nap? ]

not my type either
my turn offs include lies and slander

[ HE’S NOT BEING A BABY. ]

[mercurio]

*yikes*

glad i'm going to a party with dante

[kittycaterer]

oh good
someone's gotta baby sit you
remember i basically paid for said party

[mercurio]

i'm paying it back later!!!!! your card is just insurance

[kittycaterer]

you mean a loan
i should be charging you interest

[mercurio]

okay kick my ass monopoly style

[kittycaterer]

is that a euphemism

[mercurio]

please respect our fellow chat member

i never expected i'd log in on mobile for this dumb of a post...

[darkinferno]

dicks

wasn't me bruh

[mercurio]

respect my sensibilities

why this

[darkinferno]

fellatio

this is glorious

[kittycaterer]

shame on me for not considering dante's virgin eyes

[mercurio]

i'm going to die

[darkinferno]

damn right, i'm a blushing virgin over here

[mercurio]

omfg i swear if you two make this a gross chat i'm leaving

["GROSS"]

[kittycaterer]

when have i ever made anything publicly gross

[darkinferno]

define gross

[kittycaterer]

he's apparently sensitive to the word "fellatio"

[mercurio]

ban_set

[mercurio]

both of you are gross simply by existing