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Dante

Prompto

Noctis

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12/27

[darkinferno]

i don't know why we didn't have one of these already but there, group chat

so noct, why do you wanna go to sorey's bachelor party so bad

are you really that ready to go back to the strip club?

Re: 12/27

[mercurio]

like i don't see you guys enough already
he's being a huge diaper baby about it
bet he's napping so we can talk shit about him

[darkinferno]

yeah, yeah, you made your bed a long time ago, lie in it

[Does Prompto even make his bed... unimportant! There's shittalking to be done.]

who knows maybe he thinks you'll be the one up on stage

[Oooooooor he could just drag the both of them. That works too!]

[mercurio]

[or]

you're gonna be there at the party
you also having some weird fantasy i don't wanna know about??

[darkinferno]

dude i don't need to see you wasted enough to jump up on the strip club stage

sorry, you're not really my type

[kittycaterer]

[ Guess who woke up from his nap? ]

not my type either
my turn offs include lies and slander

[ HE’S NOT BEING A BABY. ]

[mercurio]

*yikes*

glad i'm going to a party with dante

1/3

[mercurio]

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE SUN

[darkinferno]

behind the clouds if you can't see it, that's how the sky works

[mercurio]

IT'S 10AM AND IT'S PITCH BLACK DANTE

like five minutes later

[darkinferno]

wait what the fuck

i thought you were screwing around

where IS the sun

laughs

[mercurio]

I'M ASKING!!!!

look he was sleeping, how was he supposed to know

[darkinferno]

hang on, i'm checking

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i'm pretty sure the sun's still there

we just can't see it because apparently we're being caged like rats now, there's a giant dome over the whole city

at least as far as i could see

[What the fuck, Retrospec]

meanwhile noct is asleep until like 3pm blissfully ignorant

[mercurio]

yeah shit i was talking about that with mako a sec ago he says it's like a damn barrier
are we gonna run out of oxygen?

[darkinferno]

i don't think so, i could feel a little bit of a difference in temperature out there

places that should be in shadow right now were colder than places that'd be in the sun this time of day

so SOMETHING must be getting through

2/6, evening

[darkinferno]

[Hey guys, what's shaking? Have a selfie of Dante! He's looking pretty smug as he grins at the camera, and for good reason: there's a good-looking girl hovering just off his shoulder, looking curiously up toward the device. Unfortunately she's pretty blurry, but there's definitely enough to know what they're looking at! Behind them are silhouettes, both the darkened ones of the other group members and the wisping ones of more of these faintly-glowing beings.

(Dryads don't photograph particularly well.)]

definitely better than how things in august went

how are you guys doing?

[kittycaterer]

[ Noctis’ text doesn’t come until the 7th in the late, late afternoon. ]

been better
uh
who are your new friends

[darkinferno]

[all things considered, the late response doesn't throw Dante off that much. The wording, though--that does.]

the stuff of legends

we found a bunch of dryads in the middle of these woods. they're pretty friendly

what's going on?

[kittycaterer]

[ Welp. It's Dante. No reason to beat around the bush. ]

well i sure am missing out
uh
im in the hospital

[darkinferno]

wait you're WHAT

what happened

[kittycaterer]

short version?
i had a massive seizure
stopped breathing
its happened before

Re: 2/6, evening

[mercurio]

dude that looks super different from us
what the heck did you guys get? we're in winter wonderland hell with ghost wolves

[darkinferno]

are you in the same group as freya? she was talking about ghost wolves too

we're in a forest west of the city, we met a bunch of dryads. they want our help to relocate somewhere

[mercurio]

yeah i'm hanging with freya and some other people
man that sounds pretty sweet
and sounds a lot warmer than here in any case

[darkinferno]

freya's cool, she can keep her head in a bad situation. stick with her and pen if you can

it's definitely warmer than you guys

sorry man, i'd offer to help if i could but there's not much i can do from here