[shitpost central]

[darkinferno]

[ shitpost central ]
[ can we not talk about our sex lives ]

Dante

Prompto

Noctis

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[mercurio]

you said 12 reasons so i thought you were full of sh*t

[kittycaterer]

do you want me to keep going?

[mercurio]

i wanna call your bluff but also i don't wanna call your bluff

[kittycaterer]

because you know ill win

[mercurio]

no

[kittycaterer]

im starting to think you /want/ me to brag about our sex life

[mercurio]

ok no stop

[kittycaterer]

thats what i thought

[ Secretly relieved he doesn't have to because even he would get embarrassed at a point. But he was prepared to win. ]

[darkinferno]

i'm starting to think you BOTH want to brag about your sex lives to me

congrats you guys have one you're ready to film some sex tapes now

[mercurio]

please no..

[kittycaterer]

thats
no
no that was not the intention

[mercurio]

yeah noct's gonna have to like hack everyone's phone and delete all data
and then he'll have a super awkward talk with his dad and legal team and /how did this even make it to england/ lololol

[mercurio]

you win for now

[kittycaterer]

[ thank the six ]

i won like 10 minutes ago

[mercurio]

>:'(