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[darkinferno]

[ shitpost central ]
[ can we not talk about our sex lives ]

Dante

Prompto

Noctis

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[kittycaterer]

i could name off about twelve reasons why you're no better

[mercurio]

*waits*

[kittycaterer]

thought you didnt want me to be gross in front of our innocent friend

[mercurio]

y'all not so innocent anymore
fella***

[kittycaterer]

i will just sit here
tight lipped
avoiding the opportunity youre laying bare before me

[mercurio]

you're bsing

[kittycaterer]

ok
warned you
mr money shot 2017

[ MIC. DROP. ]

[mercurio]

hold on i

[needs to google this]

[darkinferno]

deflowered at last i see

[mercurio]

imagine in capslock:

i wanna die

[darkinferno]

dude you're fine, congratulations on becoming a man

[kittycaterer]

let it be known i warned him

[darkinferno]

you did

gotta say though it's pretty funny watching you on the other end of these conversations

[Usually it's been him trolling Noctis!]

[kittycaterer]

ill be cherishing this rare moment the rest of my life

[mercurio]

[prompto has changed group chat name to: can we not talk about our sex lives]

[kittycaterer]

you /were/ warned you know

[darkinferno]

so about the girl i scored with last night

[kittycaterer]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[mercurio]

abort

[darkinferno]

did you really just star that out

we're not a bunch of twelve year olds pretending we can sign up for neopets, you can swear

[mercurio]

f*ck off

[kittycaterer]

you censored /that/ too?

[mercurio]

* *m r*sp*ctf*l of ****'s feelings

[kittycaterer]

what the f*ck?

[mercurio]

lol!