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[darkinferno]

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[ can we not talk about our sex lives ]

Dante

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wasn't me bruh

[mercurio]

respect my sensibilities

why this

[darkinferno]

fellatio

this is glorious

[kittycaterer]

shame on me for not considering dante's virgin eyes

[mercurio]

i'm going to die

[darkinferno]

damn right, i'm a blushing virgin over here

[mercurio]

omfg i swear if you two make this a gross chat i'm leaving

["GROSS"]

[kittycaterer]

when have i ever made anything publicly gross

[darkinferno]

define gross

[kittycaterer]

he's apparently sensitive to the word "fellatio"

[mercurio]

ban_set

[kittycaterer]

how old are you

[mercurio]

old enough..

[kittycaterer]

for admission to a kids quest or an r rated movie

[mercurio]

i can't capslock right now because i'm doing this bet with someone
but oh my gods i wanna capslock so bad

[kittycaterer]

didnt they tell you
capslock is cruise control for cool

[mercurio]

wow you're like.. the most uncool

[mercurio]

both of you are gross simply by existing

[kittycaterer]

i could name off about twelve reasons why you're no better

[mercurio]

*waits*

[kittycaterer]

thought you didnt want me to be gross in front of our innocent friend

[mercurio]

y'all not so innocent anymore
fella***

[kittycaterer]

i will just sit here
tight lipped
avoiding the opportunity youre laying bare before me

[mercurio]

you're bsing

[darkinferno]

did you really just star that out

we're not a bunch of twelve year olds pretending we can sign up for neopets, you can swear

[mercurio]

f*ck off