[shitpost central]

[darkinferno]

[ shitpost central ]
[ can we not talk about our sex lives ]

Dante

Prompto

Noctis

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[mercurio]

you're bsing

[kittycaterer]

ok
warned you
mr money shot 2017

[ MIC. DROP. ]

[mercurio]

hold on i

[needs to google this]

[darkinferno]

deflowered at last i see

[mercurio]

imagine in capslock:

i wanna die

[darkinferno]

dude you're fine, congratulations on becoming a man

[kittycaterer]

let it be known i warned him

[darkinferno]

you did

gotta say though it's pretty funny watching you on the other end of these conversations

[Usually it's been him trolling Noctis!]

[kittycaterer]

ill be cherishing this rare moment the rest of my life

[mercurio]

[prompto has changed group chat name to: can we not talk about our sex lives]

[kittycaterer]

you /were/ warned you know

[mercurio]

you said 12 reasons so i thought you were full of sh*t

[kittycaterer]

do you want me to keep going?

[mercurio]

i wanna call your bluff but also i don't wanna call your bluff

[kittycaterer]

because you know ill win

[mercurio]

no

[kittycaterer]

im starting to think you /want/ me to brag about our sex life

[mercurio]

ok no stop

[kittycaterer]

thats what i thought

[ Secretly relieved he doesn't have to because even he would get embarrassed at a point. But he was prepared to win. ]

[darkinferno]

so about the girl i scored with last night

[mercurio]

dude did you treat her nice

[darkinferno]

obviously i did

have i ever given you reason to think i wouldn't treat a girl right

[mercurio]

just checking!

[kittycaterer]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[mercurio]

abort