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Dante Rantanen

"Hey, you've reached Dante. I'm not in right now--you know what to do."

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[darkinferno]

[Wow WHAT? WHAT?]

a fraud?

fat chance of that, i'll show you right now if you're that cynical about it

[windeity]

whoa! do you always get so defensive, wait a minute!

[darkinferno]

what, you're not supposed to respond when someone's calling you a liar? especially when that's how you start the conversation off

i'd thought we were doing this tomorrow night but if you're trying to say i'm a fraud i don't mind proving you wrong now

[windeity]

maybe if this message was actually meant for you! i don't know what's going on but most of my texts are getting kind of fucked up.
but also yes we are still doing this tomorrow night, they are just two unrelated things.

[darkinferno]

[...oh, are you kidding him.]

it might be the network then if you've got a lot of texts doing it

a while back retrospec started misfiring texts all over the place, you thought you were texting someone and the next thing you knew you'd sent it to someone else through retrospec

so if you weren't trying to text me who were you expecting to back out of something?

[windeity]

yeah. i am getting that impression based on the texts i am getting back. on the other hand some of these are pretty funny? but maybe that is because i am curious.
did it really fix itself after that?
eh. my roommate. it is a stupid bet we have going, no big deal.

[Never mind that the bet is from a few days ago...]

[darkinferno]

nah, it was pretty funny last time too. i don't remember how long it took to fix it though, maybe a couple weeks, just look at who you wind up texting

never had to deal with a roommate but from what i've heard that sounds pretty normal, good luck on winning

[windeity]

on the one hand, i am meeting a lot of people. on the other, i am finding out a lot of people are sort of weird.
and thanks. i have never had to deal with a roommate either but college sure is a thing? dorm life is definitely a thing.

[darkinferno]

you say that but i'm pretty sure just as many people find you weird too

yeah, i don't think i would've liked living in the dorms. i've had my own place since freshman year, best decision i could've made

[windeity]

oh i would not doubt that. i never said i wasn't weird in some sense, just that a lot of other people are even weirder.
it's not that bad despite that. i sort of like being around people and having the background noise.
but you have an apartment is what you're saying.
i know jackshit about the housing around here, this was also just the easiest route.

[darkinferno]

weirder how? if it's because of retrospec that doesn't really count

yeah i've got a place over in birch hills

unfortunately a couple grad students live right down the hall so i don't get to avoid the college bullshit here either but it's better than a dorm

hopefully you don't find any condoms in the community showers

[windeity]

i mean they are all people i have met via retrospec but i'm pretty sure retrospec isn't what made them weird in the first place. does that count?
if you're going to school in the first place you probably don't get to avoid it. are you NOT going to school?
don't even start. but actually gives me a great idea for a prank, thanks, dante.

[darkinferno]

it might, we'll leave it at a strong maybe

nah i'm at ru, junior year. i at least get to ignore more of the bullshit than if i lived in the dorms though

okay but you can't say that and not let me in on the joke john, what're you gonna do

[windeity]

i will take a strong maybe.
oh! i don't think i realized you were that much my senior, but that suddenly makes more sense. lucky you. i think the dorms might be less annoying over the rest of the year but the jury is still out on that.
and what kind of prank master do you think i am? a REALLY good one does not reveal his secrets early :D

[darkinferno]

they do if the person they're telling isn't gonna be around to see it happen

but that's fine as long as you tell me after, just don't leave me hanging

[windeity]

it will be great and i will absolutely tell you when i pull it off.
i just need white shampoo and condoms and i will be set.
juvenile, yet effective.

[darkinferno]

shampoo foams and bubbles up when water hits it

use lotion instead

[windeity]

fuck, good point.
lotion doesn't have the right consistency either and absorbs faster.
think combining them would work? lotion to dilute the shampoo, shampoo to give the lotion a base.

[darkinferno]

i don't know john you might just have to take one for the team

[windeity]

i'll figure something else out. how hard can it be?

[darkinferno]

is that a question you're seriously asking john

[John, please.]

[windeity]

consider it rhetorical unless you have an actual answer and know something i don't.

lies head on desk, whispers "no"

[darkinferno]

[John.

Oh, John.]

we'll call it freud in action

look up bad dragon

[windeity]

ok but why would i ever do that?

[darkinferno]

you wanted to find a jizz substitute with the right consistency right?