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Dante Rantanen

"Hey, you've reached Dante. I'm not in right now--you know what to do."

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[darkinferno]

is that a question you're seriously asking john

[John, please.]

[windeity]

consider it rhetorical unless you have an actual answer and know something i don't.

lies head on desk, whispers "no"

[darkinferno]

[John.

Oh, John.]

we'll call it freud in action

look up bad dragon

[windeity]

ok but why would i ever do that?

[darkinferno]

you wanted to find a jizz substitute with the right consistency right?

[windeity]

yes, but just how dumb do you think i am, dante? i am just saying.

[darkinferno]

dumb enough to let me in on the fact that you've probably been there before if you're that suspicious of it

[windeity]

more like usually i am on the other end of this, so i am always going to be suspicious of anything that has the word" bad" in its title.

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[darkinferno]

fine, fine, you caught me, don't look that up

i found something better on amazon anyways

[windeity]

seriously?
we just went over this, dante.
you do not pull something like this on someone while they are still on guard, duh.

[darkinferno]

who said i'm pulling anything? i've got class to go to

you asked for a better substitute than lotion and i found you one, it's no skin off my back if you decide not to use it

[windeity]

i will maybe consider checking on this as a back-up.

[darkinferno]

sounds like a plan

catch you later john, let me know how the prank goes