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[darkinferno]

Dante Rantanen

"Hey, you've reached Dante. I'm not in right now--you know what to do."

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[darkinferno]

it might, we'll leave it at a strong maybe

nah i'm at ru, junior year. i at least get to ignore more of the bullshit than if i lived in the dorms though

okay but you can't say that and not let me in on the joke john, what're you gonna do

[windeity]

i will take a strong maybe.
oh! i don't think i realized you were that much my senior, but that suddenly makes more sense. lucky you. i think the dorms might be less annoying over the rest of the year but the jury is still out on that.
and what kind of prank master do you think i am? a REALLY good one does not reveal his secrets early :D

[darkinferno]

they do if the person they're telling isn't gonna be around to see it happen

but that's fine as long as you tell me after, just don't leave me hanging

[windeity]

it will be great and i will absolutely tell you when i pull it off.
i just need white shampoo and condoms and i will be set.
juvenile, yet effective.

[darkinferno]

shampoo foams and bubbles up when water hits it

use lotion instead

[windeity]

fuck, good point.
lotion doesn't have the right consistency either and absorbs faster.
think combining them would work? lotion to dilute the shampoo, shampoo to give the lotion a base.

[darkinferno]

i don't know john you might just have to take one for the team

[windeity]

i'll figure something else out. how hard can it be?

[darkinferno]

is that a question you're seriously asking john

[John, please.]

[windeity]

consider it rhetorical unless you have an actual answer and know something i don't.

lies head on desk, whispers "no"

[darkinferno]

[John.

Oh, John.]

we'll call it freud in action

look up bad dragon

[windeity]

ok but why would i ever do that?

[darkinferno]

you wanted to find a jizz substitute with the right consistency right?

[windeity]

yes, but just how dumb do you think i am, dante? i am just saying.

[darkinferno]

dumb enough to let me in on the fact that you've probably been there before if you're that suspicious of it

[windeity]

more like usually i am on the other end of this, so i am always going to be suspicious of anything that has the word" bad" in its title.

link nsfw

[darkinferno]

fine, fine, you caught me, don't look that up

i found something better on amazon anyways

[windeity]

seriously?
we just went over this, dante.
you do not pull something like this on someone while they are still on guard, duh.

[darkinferno]

who said i'm pulling anything? i've got class to go to

you asked for a better substitute than lotion and i found you one, it's no skin off my back if you decide not to use it

[windeity]

i will maybe consider checking on this as a back-up.

[darkinferno]

sounds like a plan

catch you later john, let me know how the prank goes