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[darkinferno]

Dante Rantanen

"Hey, you've reached Dante. I'm not in right now--you know what to do."

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[windeity]

oh i would not doubt that. i never said i wasn't weird in some sense, just that a lot of other people are even weirder.
it's not that bad despite that. i sort of like being around people and having the background noise.
but you have an apartment is what you're saying.
i know jackshit about the housing around here, this was also just the easiest route.

[darkinferno]

weirder how? if it's because of retrospec that doesn't really count

yeah i've got a place over in birch hills

unfortunately a couple grad students live right down the hall so i don't get to avoid the college bullshit here either but it's better than a dorm

hopefully you don't find any condoms in the community showers

[windeity]

i mean they are all people i have met via retrospec but i'm pretty sure retrospec isn't what made them weird in the first place. does that count?
if you're going to school in the first place you probably don't get to avoid it. are you NOT going to school?
don't even start. but actually gives me a great idea for a prank, thanks, dante.

[darkinferno]

it might, we'll leave it at a strong maybe

nah i'm at ru, junior year. i at least get to ignore more of the bullshit than if i lived in the dorms though

okay but you can't say that and not let me in on the joke john, what're you gonna do

[windeity]

i will take a strong maybe.
oh! i don't think i realized you were that much my senior, but that suddenly makes more sense. lucky you. i think the dorms might be less annoying over the rest of the year but the jury is still out on that.
and what kind of prank master do you think i am? a REALLY good one does not reveal his secrets early :D

[darkinferno]

they do if the person they're telling isn't gonna be around to see it happen

but that's fine as long as you tell me after, just don't leave me hanging

[windeity]

it will be great and i will absolutely tell you when i pull it off.
i just need white shampoo and condoms and i will be set.
juvenile, yet effective.

[darkinferno]

shampoo foams and bubbles up when water hits it

use lotion instead

[windeity]

fuck, good point.
lotion doesn't have the right consistency either and absorbs faster.
think combining them would work? lotion to dilute the shampoo, shampoo to give the lotion a base.

[darkinferno]

i don't know john you might just have to take one for the team

[windeity]

i'll figure something else out. how hard can it be?

[darkinferno]

is that a question you're seriously asking john

[John, please.]

[windeity]

consider it rhetorical unless you have an actual answer and know something i don't.

lies head on desk, whispers "no"

[darkinferno]

[John.

Oh, John.]

we'll call it freud in action

look up bad dragon

[windeity]

ok but why would i ever do that?

[darkinferno]

you wanted to find a jizz substitute with the right consistency right?

[windeity]

yes, but just how dumb do you think i am, dante? i am just saying.

[darkinferno]

dumb enough to let me in on the fact that you've probably been there before if you're that suspicious of it

[windeity]

more like usually i am on the other end of this, so i am always going to be suspicious of anything that has the word" bad" in its title.

link nsfw

[darkinferno]

fine, fine, you caught me, don't look that up

i found something better on amazon anyways

[windeity]

seriously?
we just went over this, dante.
you do not pull something like this on someone while they are still on guard, duh.

[darkinferno]

who said i'm pulling anything? i've got class to go to

you asked for a better substitute than lotion and i found you one, it's no skin off my back if you decide not to use it

[windeity]

i will maybe consider checking on this as a back-up.

[darkinferno]

sounds like a plan

catch you later john, let me know how the prank goes