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[darkinferno]

Dante Rantanen

"Hey, you've reached Dante. I'm not in right now--you know what to do."

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[redarm]

yeah a few people recommended them too. Ill track them down and go. maybe they can figure something out.

[He'll just traumatize some newbies along the way. nbd.]

it barely moves, not enough to be usable. just a demon arm for the demon child i guess.

[Dante's not the first to describe it that way. He's honestly not sure how to feel about it. He had joked with Yuri that maybe he was secretly some kind of demon back when he received Timcanpy. But having this sort of arm? Made it was lot more real than what Noah liked]

[darkinferno]

[It's fine enough for him to have made the joke, but when Noah makes his own "joke" about being a demon child, it makes Dante frown. It doesn't sound so funny when he's the one saying it.]

maybe it's something you've got to learn to use

a little while ago i got in a fight and was able to use this slick move to get the jump on one of the guys i was fighting. but i haven't been able to do anything like that since

but i'm pretty sure if i work at it i can figure out how to do it. maybe it's the same for you and that arm

[redarm]

[Probably because Noah's a terrible comedian. For a guy who grew up in the circus, he makes a terrible clown.]

...why the fuck do you get a new slick move and i get a creepy useless arm?

[LIFE IS NOT FAIR OKAY]

but yeah maybe. theres something something weird about it than just the look, so maybe there is more to it.

[darkinferno]

because they like me better than you, obviously

[Not true. After all, Noah hasn't had any memories about dying and ending up alone trapped in some sort of hell, has he...? Maybe they like him better, if they're not giving him those sorts of memories.]

what's weird about it? it doesn't have scales too, does it?

[redarm]

bullshit.

no scales, but its fucking heavy. heavier than any prosthetic ive worn.

[darkinferno]

weighted down, huh...?

[Why would Retrospec send him a weighted down arm? ...okay, Dante, hold up, stop making assumptions, it might not be Retrospec and sure, it's just a complete coincidence that they get this weird app and then start remembering all these weird things and then people start getting presents mailed to them by said weird app and then people are waking up with bullet scars and new arms come the fuck on obviously it's Retrospec's fault, who needs proof?!]

in those flashes you've been getting

did you have that same kind of arm in them?

how many have you gotten by now?

[redarm]

the flashes?
ive gotten about 3 of them.
and i dunno
the guy i saw had an arm.
but he wears gloves so i cant tell what his arm looks like.

[darkinferno]

[So there goes that way of figuring it out... Dante frowns. Too bad.]

damn

well, who knows? maybe at some point you'll be able to find out if that's what it is or not

in the meantime, you'll just have to do the best you can. who knows what'd happen if you tried to get rid of it?

[redarm]

yeah i guess
it might start crawling back in the night.
like some zombie movie.

[darkinferno]

[Now see, that's a good joke!]

the blood sacrifice must be made, noah

[redarm]

yeah?
wanna volunteer?

[darkinferno]

i don't think it works like that, they've clearly already marked you for it

[redarm]

hey ive seen lots of horror movies
theres usually some way to pass it off onto someone else.
so i glady pass it off to you.

[darkinferno]

sorry

i'm too genre-savvy to let that happen

[cannedlaughter.m4a]

[redarm]

does that mean you wont sleep with my cousin?

cause people who have sex are always the first to go.

[darkinferno]

that's not my call

i told ari we'd take things at her speed

if she wants to i'm hardly gonna say no, am i?

[Really, Noah? You really wanted to get all the details on whether or not he and Ari are having sex yet?

Enjoy that mental image there.]

[redarm]

[Well it's nice to know Dante is a gentleman. And that from the sound of it, they haven't had sex yet. And that Dante is not going to pressure her. He's actually glad for that.

But on the other hand]

gross.
but okay whatever.

[darkinferno]

don't ask if you're not ready for the answer

[redarm]

yeah forget i asked

[YOU WIN THIS ROUND DANTE, he's signing off from his messenger. gross.]