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[darkinferno]

Dante Rantanen

"Hey, you've reached Dante. I'm not in right now--you know what to do."

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[redarm]

the flashes?
ive gotten about 3 of them.
and i dunno
the guy i saw had an arm.
but he wears gloves so i cant tell what his arm looks like.

[darkinferno]

[So there goes that way of figuring it out... Dante frowns. Too bad.]

damn

well, who knows? maybe at some point you'll be able to find out if that's what it is or not

in the meantime, you'll just have to do the best you can. who knows what'd happen if you tried to get rid of it?

[redarm]

yeah i guess
it might start crawling back in the night.
like some zombie movie.

[darkinferno]

[Now see, that's a good joke!]

the blood sacrifice must be made, noah

[redarm]

yeah?
wanna volunteer?

[darkinferno]

i don't think it works like that, they've clearly already marked you for it

[redarm]

hey ive seen lots of horror movies
theres usually some way to pass it off onto someone else.
so i glady pass it off to you.

[darkinferno]

sorry

i'm too genre-savvy to let that happen

[cannedlaughter.m4a]

[redarm]

does that mean you wont sleep with my cousin?

cause people who have sex are always the first to go.

[darkinferno]

that's not my call

i told ari we'd take things at her speed

if she wants to i'm hardly gonna say no, am i?

[Really, Noah? You really wanted to get all the details on whether or not he and Ari are having sex yet?

Enjoy that mental image there.]

[redarm]

[Well it's nice to know Dante is a gentleman. And that from the sound of it, they haven't had sex yet. And that Dante is not going to pressure her. He's actually glad for that.

But on the other hand]

gross.
but okay whatever.

[darkinferno]

don't ask if you're not ready for the answer

[redarm]

yeah forget i asked

[YOU WIN THIS ROUND DANTE, he's signing off from his messenger. gross.]