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[darkinferno]

Dante Rantanen

"Hey, you've reached Dante. I'm not in right now--you know what to do."

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[darkinferno]

good, now you can pass your hygiene habits on to others with those subtle hints

forget cleo I'D try to arrest you

[what the fuck leo]

[commandertoolbelt]

well now we know where all those passive aggressive sticky notes came from

if the founders can give me a magic gun then it should be fine!
but i'm not going to stock a gun in my tool belt okay
you guys can calm down
i just don't want to have to rely on fire for everything

[darkinferno]

that makes sense, i felt the same way after february. you and felicia were able to fight that thing from a distance but i had no choice but to get up close in reach of its claws

versatility wouldn't be a bad thing to have

[commandertoolbelt]

that and some places are kind of flammable you know?

[ not to mention. people. ]

felicia's good with knives so that's something
but i don't really have anything like that to work with except my tools
and those are only so helpful in a fight

what are you going to do about it though?
it's not like you can just learn how to use powers like ours

[darkinferno]

who says i can't?

[Oops. He was about to make a joke about the size of some of the wrenches he's seen in the garage, but... you just made it a challenge, Leo.]

[commandertoolbelt]

the fact that you’re not a demigod for one
and my powers are rare even for us

besides it’s all related to our past lives, right?
no one’s ever decided “hey i think i’ll learn some fire magic today” and done it just like that
you just wake up with it one day

[darkinferno]

sure, it's all related to our past lives, but why should we let that limit us NOW? who says we have to follow the same history they lived before?

[commandertoolbelt]

and where exactly are you going learn how to do this?

[darkinferno]

recollé woods, fight practice, get other people that know magic to teach me

i've got options

maybe i'll go to the top of the towers or one of the skyscrapers in enprise

[commandertoolbelt]

better be careful about that last one
you wouldn't want to fall off of those too

[ aka you're being stupid dante but leo is already done with this line of conversation so whatever ]

[darkinferno]

you're about a year too late for that one

[AS IF HE HADN'T IMMEDIATELY TRIED IT WHEN HE REALIZED HE COULD CONTROL HIS FALLS??]

[commandertoolbelt]

you always were a showoff

[darkinferno]

what's your point

[commandertoolbelt]

you can't let the rest of us have one thing can you
alright fine
go dive off a building and see if that gets you extra superpowers
who am i to stop you

[darkinferno]

all i need is someone to throw a keyblade at me while i'm falling and it'll be just like old times

but don't worry

if i figure out how to do magic i won't spoil your fun, you can still have it for yourself

[commandertoolbelt]

go ask sora
he might be happy to oblige

it's not magic though

[darkinferno]

leo




it's totally magic

[commandertoolbelt]

no




it isn't

[darkinferno]

why isn't it?

[commandertoolbelt]

[ he doesn't knOW OKAY let him live ]

because it's genetic

[darkinferno]

so it's a SPECIAL kind of magic

better than all those other types of magic huh

[commandertoolbelt]

no
because it's not magic

[darkinferno]

still waiting for you to tell me how

my keyblade's got magic in it, blood can have magic in it too

so even if it's genetic it can still be magic

or are you trying to tell me there's some sort of scientific explanation for why you can make fire out of nothing with no catalyst

[commandertoolbelt]

are you trying to tell me you know more about how divine genetics work than the actual demigod
don't mortalsplain me dude

[darkinferno]

mortalsplain

seriously