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[darkinferno]

Dante Rantanen

"Hey, you've reached Dante. I'm not in right now--you know what to do."

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[ keybladers ]
[ shitpost central ]

Comments

[darkinferno]

what's your point

[commandertoolbelt]

you can't let the rest of us have one thing can you
alright fine
go dive off a building and see if that gets you extra superpowers
who am i to stop you

[darkinferno]

all i need is someone to throw a keyblade at me while i'm falling and it'll be just like old times

but don't worry

if i figure out how to do magic i won't spoil your fun, you can still have it for yourself

[commandertoolbelt]

go ask sora
he might be happy to oblige

it's not magic though

[darkinferno]

leo




it's totally magic

[commandertoolbelt]

no




it isn't

[darkinferno]

why isn't it?

[commandertoolbelt]

[ he doesn't knOW OKAY let him live ]

because it's genetic

[darkinferno]

so it's a SPECIAL kind of magic

better than all those other types of magic huh

[commandertoolbelt]

no
because it's not magic

[darkinferno]

still waiting for you to tell me how

my keyblade's got magic in it, blood can have magic in it too

so even if it's genetic it can still be magic

or are you trying to tell me there's some sort of scientific explanation for why you can make fire out of nothing with no catalyst

[commandertoolbelt]

are you trying to tell me you know more about how divine genetics work than the actual demigod
don't mortalsplain me dude

[darkinferno]

mortalsplain

seriously

[commandertoolbelt]

yes seriously
talk to me when you find out your dad's a god