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Dante Rantanen

"Hey, you've reached Dante. I'm not in right now--you know what to do."

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[darkinferno]

you're kidding

it's not a chicken, it's a rat with wrinkles and ears too big for its head

[originallutece]

Yes.

And his name is Kawaii-san.

[darkinferno]

[Welp.]

was it yu or souji

[originallutece]

Souji.

Yu is the new favorite.

[darkinferno]

no big surprise there

he must like you a lot if he's dumping cats on you

["And better you than me" is what he will not say.]

[originallutece]

Good god, how often does he do this?

[darkinferno]

last time i asked he and yu were up to seven cats

he wanted me to send any strays his way so he could feed them

you're the first person i've heard of him giving a cat to but when i was at their birthday party a while back he and yu kept trying to drape them on my shoulders so this isn't that surprising

[originallutece]

I suppose I'm honored. At the very least I shan't feel guilty if I return the favor and give Kawaii-san back to them.

[darkinferno]

watch out, it might come back to you

apparently souji really dislikes cats and has only been putting up with them for yu's sake

he's finally taking the initiative to do something about it

[It might... be partly his fault you got a cat, Ros.]

[originallutece]

Really.

He told you that himself, did he?

[darkinferno]

here's your proof

[originallutece]

Good god, what kind of blackmail material do you have on him?

[darkinferno]

none, he texted me last night to ask if he could confess a secret to me

the secret was that he actually hates cats


[[and given that my housemates' cat just dragged a dead cricket upstairs to the living room, I UNDERSTAND THE FEELING]]

[originallutece]

[SWEET CHRIST]

Poor thing. I can't believe he's held it in so long, frankly. I've only had my cat for a day and I can't bother pretending to be in love.

[and yet she's keeping it, so . . .]

[darkinferno]

[[I WAS WRONG IT WAS APPARENTLY STILL ALIVE AND TWITCHING 8(((((((]]

you also don't have a brother you're trying to stay on good terms with

or maybe you do i don't know your life

what i do know is that you just referred to it as YOUR cat

[originallutece]

[DAMN IT]

I'm not going to throw it out in the cold. I'm strict, not sadistic.

[darkinferno]

[GOTCHA]

so what i'm hearing is that you're keeping it

it's not THAT cold outside after all

[originallutece]

What you're hearing is that I'm not heartless, and I still haven't given up on returning it to Souji.

[darkinferno]

good luck with that, he'll probably just guilt trip you and make cat puns

[originallutece]

Ardyn is one of my dearest friends. I can handle guilt and cat puns; I have for nearly three years.

[darkinferno]

but can you handle it from three sides at once

[originallutece]

Yu won't. He doesn't know me well enough. I've too much dirt on Ardyn for him to do it for long. And if I couldn't withstand Souji, I'd be a terrible professor.

[darkinferno]

i'll have to keep that in mind