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[darkinferno]

Dante Rantanen

"Hey, you've reached Dante. I'm not in right now--you know what to do."

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[darkinferno]

none, he texted me last night to ask if he could confess a secret to me

the secret was that he actually hates cats


[[and given that my housemates' cat just dragged a dead cricket upstairs to the living room, I UNDERSTAND THE FEELING]]

[originallutece]

[SWEET CHRIST]

Poor thing. I can't believe he's held it in so long, frankly. I've only had my cat for a day and I can't bother pretending to be in love.

[and yet she's keeping it, so . . .]

[darkinferno]

[[I WAS WRONG IT WAS APPARENTLY STILL ALIVE AND TWITCHING 8(((((((]]

you also don't have a brother you're trying to stay on good terms with

or maybe you do i don't know your life

what i do know is that you just referred to it as YOUR cat

[originallutece]

[DAMN IT]

I'm not going to throw it out in the cold. I'm strict, not sadistic.

[darkinferno]

[GOTCHA]

so what i'm hearing is that you're keeping it

it's not THAT cold outside after all

[originallutece]

What you're hearing is that I'm not heartless, and I still haven't given up on returning it to Souji.

[darkinferno]

good luck with that, he'll probably just guilt trip you and make cat puns

[originallutece]

Ardyn is one of my dearest friends. I can handle guilt and cat puns; I have for nearly three years.

[darkinferno]

but can you handle it from three sides at once

[originallutece]

Yu won't. He doesn't know me well enough. I've too much dirt on Ardyn for him to do it for long. And if I couldn't withstand Souji, I'd be a terrible professor.

[darkinferno]

i'll have to keep that in mind