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[darkinferno]

Dante Rantanen

"Hey, you've reached Dante. I'm not in right now--you know what to do."

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Comments

[godshand]

It's done this before?
Ugh
I'll have to remember not to send anything sensitive for a while

[darkinferno]

good plan

last time this happened i accidentally drunk-texted a detective on the rpd with a real stick up his ass

[godshand]

I can see why a cop might be alarmed about that
Sounds like a disaster, tho. Did you get in trouble?

[darkinferno]

nah luckily my first text to him was about someone else being drunk and i realized fast enough that i didn't say anything incriminating

he knew but he couldn't do anything about it unless he went out of his way to track me down to get a breathalyzer

it wasn't me being drunk that put the stick up his ass, that's a normal state of being for him

[godshand]

This makes it sound like you've got some kind of history with the guy
What did you do to him?

[darkinferno]

called him officer instead of detective

[No, really.]

then laughed at his internet safety tips from 1997

stuff like "don't tell people your real name" and "don't meet up with people from the internet because they could be 40 year old men"

[godshand]

Ok he does sound like a game killer
Is he from a time warp? Lol

[darkinferno]

that might explain it, he's only in his late 30s or early 40s but he sounds like he's the type of guy that thinks a flip phone's too advanced

[godshand]

Yikes
Poor guy! Sounds like he needs a crash course on being cool

[darkinferno]

it might be a lost cause, he's not on the network any more

[godshand]

Scary
How often does that happen?