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[darkinferno]

Dante Rantanen

"Hey, you've reached Dante. I'm not in right now--you know what to do."

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[darkinferno]

called him officer instead of detective

[No, really.]

then laughed at his internet safety tips from 1997

stuff like "don't tell people your real name" and "don't meet up with people from the internet because they could be 40 year old men"

[godshand]

Ok he does sound like a game killer
Is he from a time warp? Lol

[darkinferno]

that might explain it, he's only in his late 30s or early 40s but he sounds like he's the type of guy that thinks a flip phone's too advanced

[godshand]

Yikes
Poor guy! Sounds like he needs a crash course on being cool

[darkinferno]

it might be a lost cause, he's not on the network any more

[godshand]

Scary
How often does that happen?