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[darkinferno]

Dante Rantanen

"Hey, you've reached Dante. I'm not in right now--you know what to do."

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[darkinferno]

nope

[Oh, Malik. It's like you think he's just going to idly stand by and watch while you run your life off the tracks and straight into a jail cell.

Which... he might. But he's not going to walk away from it, either.]

[darkinferno]

old enough to go by myself at least

how old do you have to be to take someone underage with you, if it's just 18+ then yeah, i'm old enough

[He's got a few years on you, Bucky.]

[darkinferno]

you're telling me

i don't have any memories of fighting darksides yet but i can tell you i wouldn't have wanted to go up against one

[kittycaterer]

theres nothing to think about

im thinking costume party
maybe some sort of playground kinda deal but for adults
actually im tempted to rent out the arcade, too
on the subject of being legal: open bar

[darkinferno]

it might, we'll leave it at a strong maybe

nah i'm at ru, junior year. i at least get to ignore more of the bullshit than if i lived in the dorms though

okay but you can't say that and not let me in on the joke john, what're you gonna do

[openhanded]

[His encounters with spirits are obviously less benign than Sorey's own. But there are all kinds of hellions, too. Hadn't Atakk been possessing some kind of armor?]

No. I asked you to come out here because of something that's been troubling me lately.

[He wrings his hands as he looks down.]

I remembered doing something horrible. I sort of understand why I did it, but I'm not ready to accept it... Not yet.

Have you ever had a memory like that? One that just goes against everything you thought you were?

[darkinferno]

[He'll follow her into the living room, plate in hand, stepping up onto the other end of the couch before sitting down cross-legged.]

Yeah. It's just eggs and whatever else you want, right?

[His omelettes usually turn into scrambled eggs, but that's not the point here!]

[darkinferno]

[He's got discipline! Just not the type the air force would like.]

yeah no problem

let's hope the two of us can link up sometime then, sounds like we could get a lot done

[darkinferno]

i believe that about as much as i believe that retrospec's full of competent workers that know what they're doing and don't ever make any mistakes

sunday, old man

[WILL YOU STOP THIS]

[daemonized]

We'll see how Sunday goes, won't we?

Dante, didn't one of the most famous swords of legend arise out of water? A lake, if I remember correctly.

[darkinferno]

yeah and some girl just found it

you know what it looked like?



completely rusted

[darkinferno]

sure, whatever you say

this sounds really dumb, let's do it

the prof rented out some giant inflatables for the twins' birthday if i'm remembering right, is that what you meant by the playground thing?

one problem with an open bar: i'm not and i've got a feeling if i bring my fake either the prof or grell or togusa's gonna take it

which means you're on drinks duty if i help you, fair trade?

WHAT HAS THIS THREAD COME TO

[daemonized]

Not quite what I was thinking of.

But good heavens that sword is bigger than her. A shame that it's so rusted, but nothing a little dish soap won't fix.

I DON'T KNOW BUT I'M CRACKING UP

[darkinferno]

DISH SOAP WILL ONLY MAKE IT WORSE

i'm gonna come over there and wash all your scarves in hot water with borax

[daemonized]

[Laughing. WHAT A TRUE VILLAIN.]

How does my sword equate to such personal fury for you? It's not as if I'm going to wash /yours/ in dish soap.

[kittycaterer]

something like that
honestly, im no expert with this kinda stuff
all parties ive ever been to have been here

[ Which is to say he's been to all of two parties. One of which was his birthday party.

And that was a fishing party. Hence why he's approaching the party animal. ]

you know how much energy old chocobo-hair has
anyway, deal

[erythristic]

Yes, but I found it works best if you mix in seasonings into the eggs before cooking them. Everything else, it's up to you in how you add it in. When I don't feel like getting too fancy with cooking and anything else sounds like a hassle, this is what I make.

[when you're an adult, half the time you're just pretending to be an adult. better Dante learn that now instead of later.]

9/11 - misfire

[thisloveisjustice]

[pt 1, pt 2]

how do i not fuck this up?

[sharplydressed]

in kendo
or if you're working out
or ig if you just want a lazy trip to mcds
otherwise sweatpants are so casual that you can't even make them fashion casual!

[darkinferno]

you couldn't even if you tried, i'd summon it back before you could

besides i'm pretty sure it keeps itself clean and in perfect condition, i cut through solid rock with it and it didn't lose its edge

[HE'S IGNORING THE BIT ABOUT ARDYN'S SWORD FOR THE MOMENT, HE ACCIDENTALLY MISFIRED TO KIYOMITSU and Kiyo's probably got that part covered now]

[darkinferno]

awesome

we should definitely do the inflatable stuff like the obstacle course and bouncy house, he'll probably love it

arcade

we did laser tag at one point, we could do that again too

come up with a personal themed drink for the house special

[darkinferno]

by not fucking it up, obviously

[He's very helpful.]

[thisloveisjustice]

oh. so that's where that part ended up.

not fucking something up is a lot harder when you're not sure how you might fuck it up by accident

[so not helpful Dante]

[darkinferno]

what are you trying to not fuck up?

[Or who.]

[thisloveisjustice]

[tatsuo cannot believe, he is about to actually talk to a college student about this, but...]

uh. there's someone i've been talking to over the app. seen them in person a couple of times.