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[darkinferno]

Dante Rantanen

"Hey, you've reached Dante. I'm not in right now--you know what to do."

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WHAT HAS THIS THREAD COME TO

[daemonized]

Not quite what I was thinking of.

But good heavens that sword is bigger than her. A shame that it's so rusted, but nothing a little dish soap won't fix.

I DON'T KNOW BUT I'M CRACKING UP

[darkinferno]

DISH SOAP WILL ONLY MAKE IT WORSE

i'm gonna come over there and wash all your scarves in hot water with borax

[daemonized]

[Laughing. WHAT A TRUE VILLAIN.]

How does my sword equate to such personal fury for you? It's not as if I'm going to wash /yours/ in dish soap.

[darkinferno]

you couldn't even if you tried, i'd summon it back before you could

besides i'm pretty sure it keeps itself clean and in perfect condition, i cut through solid rock with it and it didn't lose its edge

[HE'S IGNORING THE BIT ABOUT ARDYN'S SWORD FOR THE MOMENT, HE ACCIDENTALLY MISFIRED TO KIYOMITSU and Kiyo's probably got that part covered now]

[daemonized]

Well that's hardly fair.

What sort of sword doesn't lose its edge?

[darkinferno]

magic ones

[He hopes Ardyn can glean the smugness from his text, honestly.]

[daemonized]

[But now that tone is what he images Dante as by default unless he gets an inkling otherwise.]

Again, not fair. Why didn't I get a magic sword? All I have is magical luggage space and a bit of healing.

[darkinferno]

[Oh, good. Just as it should be.]

yeah well i can only summon my sword, i don't have your magic storage space and i don't have the healing either

i've gotta have SOME cool things

[daemonized]

And yet if I recall correctly, you are able to move in ways that others cannot. I certainly can do no such thing. Your uniqueness grows, Dante.

[darkinferno]

yeah yeah and a couple months ago it was "i can't fight with a sword"

we both see how that one turned out

i give it two months tops before you've got something of your own

[daemonized]

Don't say that. I honestly don't know how much more I actually /need/. Two abilities, plus sword fighting? Enough to last a lifetime.

[darkinferno]

do any of us actually need ANY of this stuff we're remembering

[daemonized]

Likely not, but if I get to draw a line of "I don't want nor need any more magical abilities", I'm placing it here.

[darkinferno]

good luck, my bet's on retrospec taking it as a challenge

but hey if we can draw a line in the sand show me where to sign up, i'd be first on the list

[daemonized]

Well, who am I, if not a man who tempts fate? The line is officially drawn right now. Let's see what they do about it.

[darkinferno]

can't wait to see what they saddle you with next

[Sorry, Ardyn. He's got no faith in that line you've drawn.]

[daemonized]

Thank you for the endless support, Dante. What would I do without it?

[darkinferno]

hey you're the one that chose this

you knew what you were getting into

[Dad.]