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[darkinferno]

Dante Rantanen

"Hey, you've reached Dante. I'm not in right now--you know what to do."

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[darkinferno]

after what the cops did the LAST time i tried to stop somebody from committing a felony? no fucking thanks

what is someone going all vigilante on us

[standalonehuman]

Fair point, well stated.

Somebody is. I'm checking in on people first before I publicly yell at whoever it is to knock it off.

[darkinferno]

who all's on your suspect list?

[standalonehuman]

I checked on Noctis and Prompto, too. Dont worry, I’d assume you were in it together.

Asked James and Emil and Cleo. I know it’s not Eleanor, she’s... she doesn’t have anything to prove, if that makes sense.

Checked on the prof, too, but I already knew it wasn’t him, the vigilante wasn’t wearing an ugly scarf.

That’s less of a suspect list, though, and more of a list of suspects that I care about publicly embarrassing.

[darkinferno]

easiest way for the prof to go incognito: take off the scarf. no one'll ever know it was him

thanks for thinking about it before embarrassing all of us though. i promise if i ever decide to go rogue i'll let you know first

[standalonehuman]

It's all I could ever ask for, Dante.