The failures of the high school educational system strikes again. We should petition for them to teach us how to build a resume instead of whatever other unimportant subject they force upon their youth that said youth is just going sleep through. Thank you, kind sir, for pointing out this terrible error.
my benevolence knows no bounds when it comes to teaching my brethren the most successful ways to build resumes to best showcase their pure and utter spite for others
Is it appropriate for me to just start calling you sensei now? I'll bring you apples that you can proudly set on your desk, but never actually eat, as it's just a symbol for the power you hold over your students who depend on your vast knowledge of pettiness in order to advance in life.
i'll make sure you stand under ice-cold waterfalls in the dead of winter
not because it'll actually help you but because watching you try not to sneeze during bullshit meditation practices is how i get my kicks out of babysitting high-schoolers
same honestly
you should have that last bullet point listed under HONORS AND RECOGNITIONS
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We should petition for them to teach us how to build a resume instead of whatever other unimportant subject they force upon their youth that said youth is just going sleep through.
Thank you, kind sir, for pointing out this terrible error.
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my benevolence knows no bounds when it comes to teaching my brethren the most successful ways to build resumes to best showcase their pure and utter spite for others
[go with sass, my child]
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I'll bring you apples that you can proudly set on your desk, but never actually eat, as it's just a symbol for the power you hold over your students who depend on your vast knowledge of pettiness in order to advance in life.
keywords so frickin' relevant lmao
i'll make sure you stand under ice-cold waterfalls in the dead of winter
not because it'll actually help you but because watching you try not to sneeze during bullshit meditation practices is how i get my kicks out of babysitting high-schoolers
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if i was gonna make up some bullshit kink to throw at you i would've gone a little more creative than that
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I don't believe you.
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luckily, i don't need you to believe in something to make it true
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Next time take a selfie with the picture frame. It'll feel more authentic that way.