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[darkinferno]

Dante Rantanen

"Hey, you've reached Dante. I'm not in right now--you know what to do."

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same honestly

[darkinferno]

pretty good, but come on

you should have that last bullet point listed under HONORS AND RECOGNITIONS

[alienates]

The failures of the high school educational system strikes again.
We should petition for them to teach us how to build a resume instead of whatever other unimportant subject they force upon their youth that said youth is just going sleep through.
Thank you, kind sir, for pointing out this terrible error.

[darkinferno]

of course

my benevolence knows no bounds when it comes to teaching my brethren the most successful ways to build resumes to best showcase their pure and utter spite for others

[go with sass, my child]

[alienates]

Is it appropriate for me to just start calling you sensei now?
I'll bring you apples that you can proudly set on your desk, but never actually eat, as it's just a symbol for the power you hold over your students who depend on your vast knowledge of pettiness in order to advance in life.

keywords so frickin' relevant lmao

[darkinferno]

i suppose you can do that

i'll make sure you stand under ice-cold waterfalls in the dead of winter

not because it'll actually help you but because watching you try not to sneeze during bullshit meditation practices is how i get my kicks out of babysitting high-schoolers

[alienates]

Every single day I am introduced to someone's kink that I never asked to learn about.

[darkinferno]

look i said how i get my kicks not how i get my rocks off

if i was gonna make up some bullshit kink to throw at you i would've gone a little more creative than that

[alienates]

Uh huh.
I don't believe you.

[darkinferno]

that's cool

luckily, i don't need you to believe in something to make it true

[alienates]

Whatever.
Next time take a selfie with the picture frame. It'll feel more authentic that way.