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Dante Rantanen

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12/27 after Dylan

[mincingminuet]

Dylan Walker.

Who is that?

[darkinferno]

he messaged you too?

i'm not sure yet. i've got an idea, but i don't know if it's right

[And honestly, he's not entirely sure if he hopes he is or isn't.]

[mincingminuet]

I have his ip address and basically everything he's put up online.

I sent him to the Amagi B&B.

who do you think he is?

And should I start the troll engine?

[darkinferno]

look, don't spread it around, all right? like i said i'm not sure if i'm right or not

but i think he might be my brother




which obviously means the troll engine should be hot and running, as long as you keep me in the loop too. this sounds like it'll be pretty funny

[mincingminuet]

Your brother?

As in. Long lost evil twin?

And of course I will. He will be inundated with the weirdest porn on the internet.

[darkinferno]

i don't really know honestly

the twins part is right. our parents split when we were pretty little and each of them took one of us. dad remarried right after and i never saw him again

i hadn't really thought about it up until now. neither he or my mom ever tried to get in touch with us so i figured they wanted to be left alone

[mincingminuet]

That is like something out of a movie.

It does explain why he was asking about what kind of person you are.

And why he seemed a little jealous.

[darkinferno]

jealous? why would he be jealous of me?

noah called it a soap opera. both are pretty accurate, this is crazy

[mincingminuet]

No idea, man.

The Dantes of Our Lives.

For the record, Cleo threatened to break his arms. I'm heading to her place in my airship. I'm going to get that girl to drink and calm the fuck down.

And I told this guy, Dylan, that you and her were attacked, and we're all kind of on lockdown about mysterious strangers on or off the network. Nothing specific, but someone did threaten to hurt him. He deserved a vague answer.

[darkinferno]

there's only room for one dante in this city, i'm not dealing with any fakes

[...which.

Fuck. That's not something he needs or wants to think about right now.]

she texted me too and told me about it. i told her i'd let her know if i needed her to follow up with him, so hopefully that'll keep her out of any trouble for now

thanks for keeping it vague, pen. i don't know why he's going to other people about me first, but i'd prefer keeping my cards close to my chest

[mincingminuet]

Nope. No clone saga for us please.

I'll take care of Cleo.

and I agree. I had to tell him something, because of how things went with Cleo. But I'm not going to spill other people's secrets. That's not my place.

If you hit the Amagi B&B you may be able to catch him. I doubt he'll stay there, he seemed kind of cagey and kept talking about leaving the city. Which, y'know, won't happen but still.

[darkinferno]

[UHHH. HE'S TRYING REALLY HARD NOT TO THINK ABOUT THAT, THANKS PEN........... he's sincerely hoping that Dylan isn't going to turn out to share the same memories as him. That can only lead to trouble.]

i might give it a shot, they might be willing to tell me if he's there if i play it right

thanks again

[mincingminuet]

Always, my dude.