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[darkinferno]

Dante Rantanen

"Hey, you've reached Dante. I'm not in right now--you know what to do."

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misfire, 9/22, blame TFLN

[twelfthspark]

Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into. I wasn't even *there*.

[countdown to regrets in 3... 2...]

[darkinferno]

[Oh, he's not regretting this.]

breaking beds? well i know this text wasn't meant for me, i sure wouldn't waste my money on a bed frame that's not gonna stand up to extended use

[twelfthspark]

But I don't see you denying anything. 😘

[darkinferno]

what, the shitty bed frame or the rough sex? because i already pointed out the first part was wrong and there's no need to deny the second

[twelfthspark]

Too bad I can't ask you to prove it.

[darkinferno]

Who knows? Maybe someday you'll get a chance to.

You'll have to let me know if the day ever comes up.

[twelfthspark]

[she is literally screenshotting this right now in case she ever needs it

not that she plans to break up with Terra, he's hot and nice to her and this is great, but maybe she'll have a reason to wave it in Dante's face anyway later]

Are you going to wait for me?

[darkinferno]

what, are you kidding? not a chance

it the timing works out it'd be fun for a night but i'm not interested in wasting my time waiting around

[twelfthspark]

You're not much of a romantic lol. ☃️ Don't worry, I won't waste your precious time~

[darkinferno]

what's the point? i'm not gonna lie and say it means something when it doesn't

[twelfthspark]

[Sex is just sex, it's not inherently a big fucking (ha ha) deal, and yet. She's always treated it with a degree of significance that other acts just don't have.]

Of course not.