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Dante Rantanen

"Hey, you've reached Dante. I'm not in right now--you know what to do."

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[darkinferno]

[...who was this meant to go to, Alison?]

is there really anybody out there that doesn't have a crush on lucy lawless

all you have to do is watch an episode of xara warrior princess

1/2

[seeker]

tell that to

oh.

2/2

[seeker]

goddammit, retrospec.
hey, dante.

[darkinferno]

hey als

at least if you were going to have a text misfire it was this one

[seeker]

true. i have more embarrassing crushes.
i'm glad you have good taste too.

[darkinferno]

you know as long as it isn't tommy wisseau you're good

have i ever given you reason to think i'd have BAD taste?

[seeker]

gross, no.

you haven't, but celebrity crushes have a way of bringing out eclectic tastes.

[darkinferno]

eclectic? give me an example

[seeker]

mine, or in general? because there's a whole subculture of women attracted to benedict cumberbatch.

[darkinferno]

point taken

i've gotta say i'm more a hugh jackman kind of guy

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i've always liked jason momoa, myself.

[darkinferno]

jason momoa is a damn good choice, good taste

what about oded fehr before he went gray

[seeker]

also a great choice.
kerry washington?

[darkinferno]

i knew there was a reason we're friends

though now you've got me thinking about janelle monae