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[darkinferno]

Dante Rantanen

"Hey, you've reached Dante. I'm not in right now--you know what to do."

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[darkinferno]

[???? What ugly coat?]

wow kiyo i didn't know you hated my style that much

if you hate that one just wait until you see my next one

[sharplydressed]

[FIRST, HE'S CONCERNED ABOUT THIS NEXT JACKET...

But he also feels bad that so many people are seeing his rudeass texts today. He's supposed to be cute and kind?!]

omg i'm sorry
there's totally nothing wrong with yours!
i definitely won't be setting any of your coats on fire

[darkinferno]

[Oh, it's not that bad...

Honestly he's more amused than anything else, though.]

good thing, i might have to get you back if you did

is this how you talk to friends when you're not in public?

[sharplydressed]

[Dante slowly migrating to the dark side...]

omg please no fires
no fires for anyone

also no!! [This is a lie.] This was just a one time thing
from an irritating guy who drives me nuts
he can't dress himself
it makes me want to cry

[darkinferno]

why's it matter how he dresses himself? it can't be that bad

and if he drives you nuts why do you bother with him

[sharplydressed]

[STOP THROWING LOGIC AT HIM DANTE HE'S A PRICKLY TSUN.]

it's bad
it's so bad
he's also my bf so i can't escape

[darkinferno]

[HE RECOGNIZES THIS NOW WHICH MEANS HE HAS TO TEASE HIM ABOUT IT IT'S REQUIRED]

what are we talking like hillbilly miner chic

90s gangster paradise

and are you telling me you talk to your boyfriend like that come on kiyo at least threaten to set yourself on fire WITH him

[sharplydressed]

[HIS ACHILLES HEEL IS BEING BULLIED RIGHT NOW, THIS UNFAIRNESS.]

omg
no thankfully
then i would have set his stuff on fire without any warning
also my clothes are cute and fashionable and don't deserve to burn so he's on his own

[Best boyfriend award.]

[darkinferno]

so it could always get worse is what i'm hearing here

who's your boyfriend i've got a vintage 1960s suit i need to pawn off on someone and it sounds like he'd be the right guy for the job

besides nobody said you had to burn your clothes along with you, wrap yourself in a sheet like the martyr you're becoming

[sharplydressed]

i'll never tell if you're planning on using his awful fashion sense for evil like that
anyway i'm just as cute and fashionable as my clothes so it still applies

[darkinferno]

that's all right, i'm sure i can figure it out somehow

so why does being fashionable matter that much to you, shouldn't people just wear what they're comfortable in?

[He says, even though Dante's usually pretty well turned-out himself. But hey, if it's getting Kiyo all up in arms, it's... kind of funny, really.]

[sharplydressed]

[HE IS A HUFFY MAN when it comes to fashion...]

being comfortable with yourself is key sure!
but there's a difference between pulling off whatever you want and just dressing like a mess bc you don't want to bother learning anything different
like just because kendo pants are comfy you shouldn't wear them everywhere
that kind of thing! (`A´)

[darkinferno]

yeah, sure i get what you're saying

kendo pants are only acceptable like that in japan

here you should be wearing sweatpants

[sharplydressed]

in kendo
or if you're working out
or ig if you just want a lazy trip to mcds
otherwise sweatpants are so casual that you can't even make them fashion casual!

[darkinferno]

i want you to know that when i tried to look for fashionable sweatpants i had to look at this travesty

if i have to see it, so do you

i could probably pull this off though, sweatpants and all

[sharplydressed]

omg why are you doing this to me
this is exhausting dante why!!!

but ok fair
ia with that

[darkinferno]

because it's funny

i'm glad we're in agreement

so if i find a guy that's wearing kendo pants at the grocery store i've finally found your boyfriend, huh? i'll have to keep the suit on hand to give to him

[sharplydressed]

let me live wtf
also honestly id say no but you might
he does sometimes stop by to do the grocery shopping after practice
he's a really hopeless guy

[darkinferno]

you're alive, you're fine

after practice, huh? so check out freshens tomorrow around 5 or 6, got it

[sharplydressed]

you know
i was half joking but with my luck i feel like you're actually going to run into him now
if you do tell him i said his pants suck

[darkinferno]

noted

i'll tell him that's why i'm there, to replace his pants with these plaid ones instead

[They're not actually plaid.....]

[sharplydressed]

i mean
plaid is actually in right now so that wouldn't be the worst thing you could do

[darkinferno]

is it?

i wouldn't know, i can't say i'm a big fan

[sharplydressed]

yep!
it was in a few seasons ago
now it's kind of like vintage chic
as long as you know how to pair it right anyway

[darkinferno]

why do you know this

[No, Dante doesn't know that Kiyo's a fashion design major... and he's not all that interested in fashion beyond his own sense of style. Why would anyone want to wear plaid...]