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[darkinferno]

Dante Rantanen

"Hey, you've reached Dante. I'm not in right now--you know what to do."

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[darkinferno]

yes, no

[Dante stop being difficult]

why stop talking to you?

[mercurio]

just give me your final answer

[huff]

[darkinferno]

mark me down for "no," i'll have faith in your ability to get away from anyone that'd try

[mercurio]

thanks! i'll let you know what comes out of these results...
some people have given me real fucking creepy answers dante

[darkinferno]

is that so? like what?

[mercurio]

like how they'll happily help me disappear if that's what i want??

[darkinferno]

DO you want to disappear

[darkinferno]

that's a joke by the way you'd better not

but what sort of responses do you expect? if you ask someone a weird question with no context they're gonna mess with you when it comes to answering

[mercurio]

/i/ wouldn't give that kind of response to a person!
that's just creepy and weird and a little mean

[darkinferno]

dude i say this with complete sincerity you're also probably a better person than most of us on this network so keep that in mind

[mercurio]

you are all just a bunch of cynics

[mercurio]

but thanks!

[darkinferno]

no arguments here, i know i'm cynical

it's one of many reasons why our friendship will stymie scholars for decades to come