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Dante Rantanen

"Hey, you've reached Dante. I'm not in right now--you know what to do."

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[darkinferno]

i mean it says in the same citation that those rumors were most likely false so

in this case probably

[mincingminuet]

Exactly.

Anyway there you have it. Vera may be a two bit vampire.

[darkinferno]

so pen would you call her a

vampeiress

[Congratulations, Pen, you've officially unlocked the friendship level that includes shitty-ass puns.]

[mincingminuet]

Yep. Exactly that.

[darkinferno]

good to know

i'll have to let her know i'm in on her secret sometime

subtly of course

maybe point out a potential virgin

i mean

victim

[mincingminuet]

Please do.

But don't let her know it was me that discovered the secret.

I'm not sure of a tomato works as well as garlic, after all.

[darkinferno]

who knows? maybe retrospec will give you a garlic monster next

at any rate, my lips are sealed