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[darkinferno]

Dante Rantanen

"Hey, you've reached Dante. I'm not in right now--you know what to do."

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[darkinferno]

well i haven't been shot at yet

i look damn good in a suit

and i'm not too shabby with the ladies

[Ignoring the fact that there's only one lady he's really cared about for the past several years. The point is that he can still flirt pretty well if he's trying to!]

i'd say i'm doing pretty well so far

[catsudon]

congratulations

when it all goes to hell i'll just be sitting here with my popcorn going "i told you so"

( not that he really cares that much, but he had to roll his eyes. always impressive when people tell you how good they are. (yuri. you do this with dancing?) )

[darkinferno]

hope you've got a lifetime supply, because you'll be waiting a while

[Look, in his mind this is just a fact of life. He's been brought up to have good manners and to mingle well. He's been attending galas with household names since before his voice dropped! Don't hate him 'cause you ain't him, Yuri~]

[catsudon]

all i need is one package, i'll save that shit to pop until things go down

for you

not in general or i'll need a hell of a lot more bags than i want to own

( look, how much does he actually care about that? not much at all, tbh, but still. )

[darkinferno]

well there go my plans to send you a truckload of popcorn as a thanks for catapuss

[It's definitely been named now.]

[catsudon]

thank fuck

( literally he would never have been able to fit that in his apartment even if this wasn't sarcasm hour )

[darkinferno]

[Don't tempt him, Yuri!]

that's all right

if i have to, i'll think of something else

[Yeah. YEAH!! Take THAT, random flashback memories! He'll just intentionally use the phrasing from them, what about that?!]

[catsudon]

but why tho

[darkinferno]

because why not?

[catsudon]

how much free time do you have on your hands?

[darkinferno]

it's not a matter of having free time, it's a matter of if i think it's funny to spend the time on it or not

it just so happens that this is

[catsudon]

okay

you do you

[darkinferno]

don't worry

i will

[NO INNUENDO INTENDED YA PERV]

[catsudon]

( DANTE YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE LOOKING FOR INNUENDO, EVER )