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[darkinferno]

Dante Rantanen

"Hey, you've reached Dante. I'm not in right now--you know what to do."

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[daemonized]

I'd never lie about that. Especially to someone as impressionable as you.

What sort of ideas?

[darkinferno]

[SHAKING HIS HEAD, but Dante will leave that one be for now. Ardyn's full of shit and they both know it. This is just one more of those examples.]

well when i first used it i managed to use it to boost a jump pretty high up. i'm wondering what'd happen if i used it to slide back at a wall and kick off again, maybe i can chain them together

[daemonized]

You mean as in jumping from wall to wall, potentially building to building? Like Super Marcello man?

[i hate myself for writing that]

i'm laughing

[darkinferno]

something like that, yeah

it'd be pretty cool if it worked, right?

[daemonized]

As long as you didn't slip and fall, then I suppose it would be helpful. Of course, you've not very many reasons to go traipsing around buildings in such a manner.

[Right?]

[darkinferno]

hey everybody's gotta learn to fly sometime

[That's a minefield and the best way to avoid it is just to not even go into it.]

[daemonized]

Not true. Some might just fall to to their untimely deaths; not everyone is destined to grow wings.

[Between Dante and Prompto you two will be the death of him]

[darkinferno]

yeah, but considering we're both on this network, it's not as farfetched as it would've been a few months ago, is it?

[Live fast die young LIVE FAST DIE YOUNG]

[daemonized]

[He refuses to cry at your funeral.]

Not as farfetched, but the chances may still not run in your favor. If you become nothing more than a sorry smear on the pavement one day due to your /lack/ of flying powers, Dante, you have no one to blame but yourself.

[darkinferno]

[Would he? Would he really be that cold?]

so what i'm hearing is to pack a parachute

[daemonized]

[He has the coldest, coldest heart.]

Consider not being so high as to need one to begin with.

[darkinferno]

where's the fun in that?

[daemonized]

Aren't you the least bit worried about the state of your physical being, Dante? I wonder sometimes.

[darkinferno]

not really

you don't learn anything if you're not willing to take a few risks

and it's not like i'm planning to go up to the top of the towers and jump off, i'm gonna start from the ground and test it out, figure out what my limits are

but if i'm not willing to take a bruise or two along the way i'll never know what i'm capable of

[daemonized]

Of course, I would never suggest that you live in ignorance of your abilities and their limits.

I only suggest that you test them with /care/. I know how easy it is for you to get carried away.

[darkinferno]

what are you talking about? when have i ever ACTUALLY gotten carried away?

and before you go there the thing with prompto was entirely different and you know it

[He is so glad Ardyn doesn't know what all went down at the Retrospec U party a couple months ago. Not that he'd classify it as getting carried away himself, but... it would've given the prof a little bit more ammo than he wanted.]

[daemonized]

Be careful, Dante, or I really will start compiling evidence against you from here on out. You don't want that, do you?

[Dante...no??? what the heck??]

[darkinferno]

[Okay it wasn't that bad he just drank a lot and maybe kissed Makoto and danced up on Mikleo and that's it???? But even if some people might classify that as out of control he knew what he was doing, it's just easier to do whatever he pleases when he drinks!!

...that all being said, Dante doesn't like the idea of an evidence folder against him, even if he is reasonably certain Ardyn's just making threats.]

if you're trying to call my bluff it's not going to work

but don't call it evidence you're not taking me to court over it