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[darkinferno]

Dante Rantanen

"Hey, you've reached Dante. I'm not in right now--you know what to do."

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[twelfthspark]

Unless they want to. But not on the roof. 😘

[Arlene no]

But seriously, that actually sounds like a good plan. If nobody volunteers maybe I'll just draft whoever loses at beer pong. (I know where to get a table for that btw) Don't worry about the music, I've got just the thing.

And uh

Thanks.

[Part of her still wonders if there's a catch. Why is Dante being cool now?]

[darkinferno]

bring the free condoms bowl i guess

[Arlene yes]

all of that's fine by me. here's the location

[What follows is a screenshot from google maps, which Dante's drawn on to show areas around the area to park that aren't visibly suspicious, how to get into the complex, and where the specific warehouse is.]

i'll get there around 9 on friday to get it open

and don't mention it. i like a good party just as much as the next guy

[Particularly ones that have an aura of sneakiness about them like this one does!]

[twelfthspark]

I was thinking more along the lines of being the condom fairy. ☄ See a couple looking like they're gonna go south and whoosh! A trojan comes flying out of the shadows.

Got the map. I'll start on those invites.

[darkinferno]

only if you buy a pair of fairy wings from a costume store and pin condoms all over it

but no, you should definitely throw condoms at people. it'd be pretty funny

all right. have people spread the word, but like i said before, nobody talks about it publicly on the network. the last thing we need are the cops on here coming to check it out

[twelfthspark]

Is that a challenge? lol

Don’t have to tell me that. Think the RPD is all over this app on purpose?]

[darkinferno]

if i say yes does that increase the chances of you actually doing it?

i don't know. a couple of them seem okay like that togusa guy, but most of them are up their own asses. i'm not sure they'd have the brainpower to intentionally get in on the ground floor with this sort of app

[twelfthspark]

It doesn't *decrease* it

[Though she may try to strap them to his back instead...]

Point taken. I'd be more worried about Professor Izunia than Officer Izunia lol. In any case my lips are sealed~

[darkinferno]

then it's definitely a challenge

i'll even give you a matching headband

[It'll have little springs on it and condoms dangling.]

what's so bad about the prof? he's a sarcastic shitbag but i think if he heard about it he'd be more likely to tell us to "make good choices" than anything else

[twelfthspark]

No taking that back.

Don't get me wrong I like him [because the blackout hasn't happened yet] but I don't *get* him.

[darkinferno]

done, i'll have the matching headband for you ready

what's there to get? he's a sarcastic shitbag that apparently hasn't forgotten yet what it's like to be a college student so doesn't try to apply dumb standards to us

honestly if he weren't such an ass i might say he was a pretty cool prof

[twelfthspark]

Are you in his class though? Because I've heard things. Actually I'm thinking of seeing for myself. 👀

[darkinferno]

yeah i'm in one of them

it's not the most thrilling course but it can be entertaining to watch him torture the other idiots in there

worth a watch if it's a good day

[twelfthspark]

Maybe I'll see you there.