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Dante Rantanen

"Hey, you've reached Dante. I'm not in right now--you know what to do."

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[mincingminuet]

Yo, Dante. I got some weird news.

[darkinferno]

pen? what's up?

[mincingminuet]

You ever heard of Elizabeth Bathory?

[darkinferno]

elizabeth bathory? can't say the name's familiar, refresh my memory

[mincingminuet]

An infamous noblewoman from Hungary, a few hundred years ago.

She used to murder young women and bathe in their blood, to keep her skin soft. And apparently it kept her youthful.

What if I told you in digging around, I discovered that she had family in Recolle?

[darkinferno]

oh right i HAVE heard of her

so you're telling me there's someone related to a mundane vampire in recollé?

[mincingminuet]

Yep. And you know her.

It's Vera. Her family is from the same region, and doing a little digging, it seems like she's related to that branch of the fam.

Kinda makes you wonder how Vera keeps her skin so smooth, huh?

[darkinferno]

hang on, you're trying to tell me that vera bathes in the blood of innocents?

don't most stories like that require virgins?

[mincingminuet]

Young women.

Who said innocents?

[darkinferno]

well wikipedia says virgins specifically so i'm reading in between the lines

[mincingminuet]

And you believe wikipedia as the true source of all info?

[darkinferno]

i mean it says in the same citation that those rumors were most likely false so

in this case probably

[mincingminuet]

Exactly.

Anyway there you have it. Vera may be a two bit vampire.

[darkinferno]

so pen would you call her a

vampeiress

[Congratulations, Pen, you've officially unlocked the friendship level that includes shitty-ass puns.]

[mincingminuet]

Yep. Exactly that.

[darkinferno]

good to know

i'll have to let her know i'm in on her secret sometime

subtly of course

maybe point out a potential virgin

i mean

victim

[mincingminuet]

Please do.

But don't let her know it was me that discovered the secret.

I'm not sure of a tomato works as well as garlic, after all.

[darkinferno]

who knows? maybe retrospec will give you a garlic monster next

at any rate, my lips are sealed