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dante "walking dumpster fire" rantanen | riku (
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mincingminuet
2017-07-23 01:53 am (UTC)
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Yo, Dante. I got some weird news.
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2017-07-23 01:55 (UTC)
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darkinferno
2017-07-23 01:59 am (UTC)
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pen? what's up?
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mincingminuet
2017-07-23 02:00 am (UTC)
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You ever heard of Elizabeth Bathory?
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darkinferno
2017-07-23 02:01 am (UTC)
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elizabeth bathory? can't say the name's familiar, refresh my memory
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mincingminuet
2017-07-23 02:04 am (UTC)
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An infamous noblewoman from Hungary, a few hundred years ago.
She used to murder young women and bathe in their blood, to keep her skin soft. And apparently it kept her youthful.
What if I told you in digging around, I discovered that she had family in Recolle?
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darkinferno
2017-07-23 02:09 am (UTC)
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oh right i HAVE heard of her
so you're telling me there's someone related to a mundane vampire in recollé?
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mincingminuet
2017-07-23 02:12 am (UTC)
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Yep. And you know her.
It's Vera. Her family is from the same region, and doing a little digging, it seems like she's related to that branch of the fam.
Kinda makes you wonder how Vera keeps her skin so smooth, huh?
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darkinferno
2017-07-23 02:40 am (UTC)
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hang on, you're trying to tell me that vera bathes in the blood of innocents?
don't most stories like that require virgins?
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mincingminuet
2017-07-23 02:40 am (UTC)
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Young women.
Who said innocents?
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darkinferno
2017-07-23 02:48 am (UTC)
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well wikipedia says virgins specifically so i'm reading in between the lines
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mincingminuet
2017-07-23 04:30 am (UTC)
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And you believe wikipedia as the true source of all info?
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darkinferno
2017-07-24 02:52 am (UTC)
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i mean it says in the same citation that those rumors were most likely false so
in this case probably
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mincingminuet
2017-07-24 03:05 am (UTC)
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Exactly.
Anyway there you have it. Vera may be a two bit vampire.
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darkinferno
2017-07-24 03:20 am (UTC)
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so pen would you call her a
vampeiress
[Congratulations, Pen, you've officially unlocked the friendship level that includes shitty-ass puns.]
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mincingminuet
2017-07-24 03:21 am (UTC)
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Yep. Exactly that.
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darkinferno
2017-07-24 03:24 am (UTC)
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good to know
i'll have to let her know i'm in on her secret sometime
subtly of course
maybe point out a potential virgin
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victim
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mincingminuet
2017-07-24 03:27 am (UTC)
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Please do.
But don't let her know it was me that discovered the secret.
I'm not sure of a tomato works as well as garlic, after all.
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darkinferno
2017-07-24 03:31 am (UTC)
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who knows? maybe retrospec will give you a garlic monster next
at any rate, my lips are sealed
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She used to murder young women and bathe in their blood, to keep her skin soft. And apparently it kept her youthful.
What if I told you in digging around, I discovered that she had family in Recolle?
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so you're telling me there's someone related to a mundane vampire in recollé?
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It's Vera. Her family is from the same region, and doing a little digging, it seems like she's related to that branch of the fam.
Kinda makes you wonder how Vera keeps her skin so smooth, huh?
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don't most stories like that require virgins?
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Who said innocents?
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in this case probably
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Anyway there you have it. Vera may be a two bit vampire.
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vampeiress
[Congratulations, Pen, you've officially unlocked the friendship level that includes shitty-ass puns.]
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i'll have to let her know i'm in on her secret sometime
subtly of course
maybe point out a potential virgin
i mean
victim
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But don't let her know it was me that discovered the secret.
I'm not sure of a tomato works as well as garlic, after all.
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at any rate, my lips are sealed