[narrations + overflow]

[darkinferno]

[A collection of narration bits that don't belong anywhere else from Dante/Riku's time in Recollé.]

[Or, a personal overflow.]

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[sharplydressed]

Yeah, it does. I haven't seen anyone whose card doesn't have that... Weird, right? I'm not too happy about it either, 'cause if it's part of this stupid game, it's something else they've finally decided to hand feed us.

[And he's starting to become less and less trusting of those little "free" bits of information or tips or whatever else Jim (or anyone) tries to call it.]

I think the middle squares are the only ones that aren't repeated on anyone else's thing, too. Like, I've run into a few other people who have "race a chocobo" or "slap a break-in person" or whatever, but no one else has "throw a weird fashion show".

[THANKS, WHOEVER MADE THIS CARD.]

[darkinferno]

Throw a weird fashion show? [That gets a snort of disdain in response.] Have fun with that. My middle square says to do a flawless parkour routine.

[They've been laughing at his attempts to master this new skill of his, he's certain.]

[sharplydressed]

Oh my god... How's that going for you?

[At least putting on a weird fashion show requires nothing outside of his usual set of skills...]

[darkinferno]

[Dante holds up a hand, fluttering it slightly.] I'm pretty sure they're making fun of me. I remembered this skill the other me had, but unlike with literally everything else, it's taken a lot of practice to be able to actually control it. Joke's on them, though. I've been working on it enough that it shouldn't be too hard once I decide to give it a shot.

[sharplydressed]

That's a easy square for you then, at least. Still, those guys are really gunning for you, huh? Probably 'cause you're so proactive.

[What's that saying, the nail that sticks out gets hammered down? GOOD LUCK, DANTE.]

[darkinferno]

Well, if they think they're even coming close to getting me to stop digging up dirt on them, they've got another thing coming.

[LOOK AT ALL THAT DETERMINATION HE HAS. Spite can be a fantastic motivator!]

Anyways, let me know if you see someone that looks like me. Otherwise, I'm gonna have to find a wig if I want to pull that square off.

[sharplydressed]

Well, it doesn't say you can't do that.

[SHRUGS. He's been very loose with his interpretations of some of these and they've still been greyed out in the end, it's a miracle...]

But I'll keep an eye out. Good luck to you too, okay? Like, try not to invite anyone who might really wanna punch you. I don't think the money would be worth it.

[He'll nab his cup of lemonade though and raise it. GOOD LUCK DANTE.]

[darkinferno]

[Whoops, there's that smirk again.]

You say that like there might be someone out there that would actually want to punch me without me offering.

[If sarcasm was actually a thing that could be measured, his would be dripping from the table into the sand right now. But then his tone will shift, a little less snarky as he continues:]

Thanks. I'll keep a look out, but I'll be all right.