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[darkinferno]

Dante Rantanen

"Hey, you've reached Dante. I'm not in right now--you know what to do."

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[catsudon]

all i need is one package, i'll save that shit to pop until things go down

for you

not in general or i'll need a hell of a lot more bags than i want to own

( look, how much does he actually care about that? not much at all, tbh, but still. )

[darkinferno]

well there go my plans to send you a truckload of popcorn as a thanks for catapuss

[It's definitely been named now.]

[catsudon]

thank fuck

( literally he would never have been able to fit that in his apartment even if this wasn't sarcasm hour )

[darkinferno]

[Don't tempt him, Yuri!]

that's all right

if i have to, i'll think of something else

[Yeah. YEAH!! Take THAT, random flashback memories! He'll just intentionally use the phrasing from them, what about that?!]

[catsudon]

but why tho

[darkinferno]

because why not?

[catsudon]

how much free time do you have on your hands?

[daemonized]

What's wrong with the cat emote? I thought it was appropriate, given our conversation that we definitely are entertaining.

Perhaps not /yet/. Horses have been replaced by giant yellow birds. Is being pulled into one's phone really all that strange in comparison?

[twelfthspark]

Maybe I'll see you there.

[darkinferno]

[You know what? No. He's not even going to respond to that first part. This is stupid. Ardyn's stupid. He is not a cat. A law professor shouldn't be using cat emotes. What the hell has this stupid app even led to.]

i apparently just have some really dumb hope that all of this is going to turn out to have been one giant mass nightmare we're all having and that we'll wake up to find everything's normal and things make sense again

besides. people can't be converted into data. that's impossible.

[darkinferno]

it's not a matter of having free time, it's a matter of if i think it's funny to spend the time on it or not

it just so happens that this is

[darkinferno]

lucky that i haven't had any texts go wrong

[He says, not knowing how many are going to go awry in the coming two days...]

[megabond]

I see. First, that video phenomenon, the blackouts, now this?

I'm beginning to see that Retrospec has a twisted sense of humor.

[He's not saying this in a gentle manner, considering what he been through during those said events.]

[catsudon]

okay

you do you

[chiseler]

goes with just about everything else around here

and no, I ALSO like my balls where they are? she's already been on a mini warpath because of retrospec, I'm not getting in the line of fire yet. but we'll bet on it. she has to pity me sometimes

man, I have enough issues with my phone the last thing I need is people getting wrong numbers all over. are they all at least from people you know?

misfire, 1/2

[twelfthspark]

Looks like a Shakespearean character. 🎭 Enter Fellatio, soliloquizing.

2/2

[twelfthspark]

You've got to be kidding me. Again?

[darkinferno]

yeah if there was anyone they made a mistake in picking for this network it was thalia. tell you what, here's the plan: we both tell her that RETROSPEC called her insane and watch as she drags them five ways from sunday and then rips their collective balls off

so far they have been, but who knows? if it's through the network messages could be landing anywhere

what about you? have yours all come from people you know? actually that may be a stupid question i don't know how many of your patrons wind up with your number somehow

[darkinferno]

don't worry

i will

[NO INNUENDO INTENDED YA PERV]

[darkinferno]

you're just figuring that out now? here i was saying that after my first flash or whatever you want to call them last month

also what makes you think retrospec was involved with the blackouts?

[Does this guy know something that he doesn't...? Dante's interested now.]

[darkinferno]

wow, arlene

either retrospec's trying to send us some sort of a message or you are

you got something you wanna tell me here

[megabond]

It's not only the blackouts. Remember the glitches from the app, which it will stop if we make suggestions? Also, how in the world did our voices and footage of ourselves got into the videos?

Not only that, we're seemed to be getting some random gift packages from them after the video incident.

[chiseler]

as much as I hate to admit it that idea might actually work out perfectly. pretty sure retrospec doesn't need their balls anyway or they'd be more protective of them

pretty much everything I've been getting so far has been from people I know but I've been getting misfires not meant for me. and what are you trying to say here? I don't give out my number THAT easily

[ghostories]

[ Well, he's not wrong about his assumptions so far.

By reflex, Yuuko responds to any greeting with a wave and a chipper, ]

Yoohoo! [ ... Only she belatedly realizes this could be a guy waiting for his Tinder date. Hm. ] You're here for the fat chocobos, right?

[darkinferno]

i can have good ideas, you know. now we've just gotta set it up

i know, but did you really expect me to pass up on a joke about getting the bartender's number when i had the chance? mine are pretty much the same. you getting me instead of thalia, arlene getting me instead of some friend of hers, and my law prof... i don't know if i WANT to know who his text was supposed to go to