Seriously? Your luck really is pretty bad, then, isn't it.

[Not even a question, because really, if starring in an awful prequel of Honey, I Shrunk The Kids! isn't at the top of the weird and concerning iceberg, that's probably a problem...

He's also caught between looking curious and baffled, here... What.]

...Well, does it help you out with all of this junk, at least? If you're gonna get stuck with weird memories, they might as well help you out.