Getting the jump on 'em would definitely be a challenge like this, but I'm not saying I'm not down for that challenge.

[He would 100% stab Jim in the leg even if he didn't get anything else of value out of that entire experience. It'd be like setting him up to step on a lego but even more satisfying!]

That's not a bad idea though, seriously... I mean, if they really are behind this, they'll probably have taped the cracks in the doors or something. [A SIGH.] But it's still worth a try, I think.