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[darkinferno]

Dante Rantanen

"Hey, you've reached Dante. I'm not in right now--you know what to do."

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[twelfthspark]

WTF I didn’t even have Retrospec open???

[darkinferno]

apparently it knew how much you wanted to tell me about these plans

or it's fucking things up as usual, take your pick

[twelfthspark]

Uuuuugh it's barely even a plan yet!

Guess this explains my Retrospec feed the past couple days though

[darkinferno]

you're telling me

so many glitches it's barely worth using

you keep dancing around the subject though, are you gonna tell me what's going on or not? you're looking for a house?

[twelfthspark]

Not to *live* in. I don't know about you but I'm overdue for a decent party.

[darkinferno]

[A party, huh...]

you know i'd actually agree with you there

depending on your definition of what a decent party is, i might even know a place to hold it too. pretty hidden, quiet, unlikely to be discovered by cops unless someone rats us out

[twelfthspark]

OK, I'm listening...

[Against her better judgment, perhaps. He's not her friend--what's the catch?]

[darkinferno]

well first off what sort of party are you thinking of holding

i'm not sneaking a bunch of girls onto private property for a slumber party with top 40s pop playing while everybody sits around doing each other's hair and nails

i'm pretty sure that's not what you have in mind but give me some idea of what we're looking at. how many people are you thinking?

1/2

[twelfthspark]

lol you'd better not have thought that's what I was going for. I mean come on.

[not that she's opposed to slumber parties... but even if she'd tell Dante that, she could hold one of those at the dorm.]

idk, at least a dozen

[twelfthspark]

Actually, how many of us from RU are on retrospec?

[darkinferno]

i can think of at least 25 of us off the top of my head and i'm sure there's more

[He thinks. This might just be from seeing people's names and profile pictures and taking note of those that look around the same age as them.]

are you thinking a retrospec u party

[twelfthspark]

I am now~

[darkinferno]

sure why not

i'm game

i know an old warehouse just outside of town we can use. it's near the back of a private complex so light and sound aren't very noticeable

as long as nobody does anything stupid enough to need an ambulance or gets the cops called on us, it should be an easy setup

[twelfthspark]

OMG. Maybe I was wrong about you 💓

A couple weekends from now would give us plenty of time to get this sorted. I can't do the Friday after next, but maybe the 24th?

[darkinferno]

sounds good to me. say 10pm? i'll shoot you the address and we can start inviting people. nobody that might run to the cops, obviously. byob, see if you can put together a party mix for music or something. i've got speakers i'll bring

there should still be a bunch of tube lighting hooked up but i'll check, otherwise we'll have to figure that out

also if we're doing this, we should have a few of us act as lookouts. i've never gotten caught out there before but there's always a first time

we can get up on the roof and it's fine if people mingle and drink up there, but i think a couple people should be up there at all times to keep watch for any cop cars headed our way. that way none of us get boned

[Unless they want to be, of course.]

[twelfthspark]

Unless they want to. But not on the roof. 😘

[Arlene no]

But seriously, that actually sounds like a good plan. If nobody volunteers maybe I'll just draft whoever loses at beer pong. (I know where to get a table for that btw) Don't worry about the music, I've got just the thing.

And uh

Thanks.

[Part of her still wonders if there's a catch. Why is Dante being cool now?]

[darkinferno]

bring the free condoms bowl i guess

[Arlene yes]

all of that's fine by me. here's the location

[What follows is a screenshot from google maps, which Dante's drawn on to show areas around the area to park that aren't visibly suspicious, how to get into the complex, and where the specific warehouse is.]

i'll get there around 9 on friday to get it open

and don't mention it. i like a good party just as much as the next guy

[Particularly ones that have an aura of sneakiness about them like this one does!]

[twelfthspark]

I was thinking more along the lines of being the condom fairy. ☄ See a couple looking like they're gonna go south and whoosh! A trojan comes flying out of the shadows.

Got the map. I'll start on those invites.

[darkinferno]

only if you buy a pair of fairy wings from a costume store and pin condoms all over it

but no, you should definitely throw condoms at people. it'd be pretty funny

all right. have people spread the word, but like i said before, nobody talks about it publicly on the network. the last thing we need are the cops on here coming to check it out

[twelfthspark]

Is that a challenge? lol

Don’t have to tell me that. Think the RPD is all over this app on purpose?]

[darkinferno]

if i say yes does that increase the chances of you actually doing it?

i don't know. a couple of them seem okay like that togusa guy, but most of them are up their own asses. i'm not sure they'd have the brainpower to intentionally get in on the ground floor with this sort of app

[twelfthspark]

It doesn't *decrease* it

[Though she may try to strap them to his back instead...]

Point taken. I'd be more worried about Professor Izunia than Officer Izunia lol. In any case my lips are sealed~

[darkinferno]

then it's definitely a challenge

i'll even give you a matching headband

[It'll have little springs on it and condoms dangling.]

what's so bad about the prof? he's a sarcastic shitbag but i think if he heard about it he'd be more likely to tell us to "make good choices" than anything else

[twelfthspark]

No taking that back.

Don't get me wrong I like him [because the blackout hasn't happened yet] but I don't *get* him.

[darkinferno]

done, i'll have the matching headband for you ready

what's there to get? he's a sarcastic shitbag that apparently hasn't forgotten yet what it's like to be a college student so doesn't try to apply dumb standards to us

honestly if he weren't such an ass i might say he was a pretty cool prof